musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

(via littlemisspartyhardy)

theanti90smovement:

when u think about it hair is extrememly fucked up its literally just this weird shit growing out of ur skin and sometimes u shave it off and sometimes u wash it and brush it 

(via fake-mermaid)

fasterfood:

dont talk to me when i have headphones on

“but u always have headphones on”

well look who’s catching on

(via fake-mermaid)